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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Physics and Chemistry Applied to Human Relationships

A Step-By-Step Explanation of the Theory

1. Men are given the sign positive (+), and hence are positively charged particles. This is used conventionally by many others and not invented by me with no basis. To simplify the analogy, let the positively-charged particles be protons.

2. Women, since they are of the opposite gender are given the sign negative (-), and hence are negatively charged particles, and in this case we would let these particles be electrons.

3. According to the Coulomb's Law of Electrostatic, an electric force of attraction exists between the two oppositely charged particles. This is why girls are naturally attracted to guys and vice-versa.

4. If a guy or girl possesses certain characteristics, such as, being endowed with innate talents, charismatic voice, handsome/pretty face, and a nice, perfect build/figure, he or she would generate a stronger electric field.

Based on the equation, F= qE, the greater the electric field strength, the greater the attractive force.

5. However, from what we've learnt in Chemistry, isolated charges do not occur naturally. Charges are more commonly found as electrons and protons as in an atom. Based on the Rutherford's atomic model, the protons are nucleated in the centre of the atom, bounded by neutrons. Similarly, guys do tend to group together, especially the shuai ge. This massive, highly charged nucleus are surrounded by electrons orbiting around it, ie. the girls who constantly flirt with them.

Hence an isolated electron finds it difficult to get close to the nucleus, due to the shielding effect provided by the electrons in the quantum shells.

Therefore a nucleus surrounded by the same number of electrons are relatively unreactive.

6. In order to react, based on Chemical Energetics, there are several ways for a reaction to take place, and certain conditions are required.

7. Reaction involves a transition state where the energy level is the highest, this is usually where the couple is in a state of 曖昧 relationship, or 熱戀當中.

8. First condition: the electron must collide with sufficient energy to overcome the activation energy barrier. This means collision must occur with sufficient kinetic energy on the part of the electrons. This can be achieved by raising the temperature, since for ideal gases, the internal energy is entirely kinetic and is directly proportional to temperature (in kelvin), meaning to say one has to be HOT enough to react.

9. Secondly, the electron and atom must have head-on collision, colliding in the correct orientation. i know this sounds very wrong, but pls do not be mistaken. It just means that the guy and girl must meet at the correct occasion and timing. This is the so-called 天時地利人和，絕不可擦身而過。If not will be like the senerio in 向左走, 向右走。

10. Thirdly, the reaction can be speeded up or aided with the help of catalysts.

Heterogeneous catalysts exists in a different phase as the reactants, and involves the adsorption of the reactants onto the catalyst, so that they are in close proximity for bond formation. So instead of anyhow colliding and leaving everything to fate, one can try to be active and use reasons to meet up with the girl or guy as much as possible.

Homogeneous catalysts exist in the same phase as reactants, hence referring to fellow humans, ie. the matchmakers or mutual friends. Heterogeneous catalysis involves the formation of new bonds and the breaking of the bonds between the reactants and the catalyst, ie via the formation of an intermediate and regenerating the catalyst. Similarly, a matchmaker builds up the friendship with the girl, as well as the guy and bring the two parties together, providing an alternative pathway that is easier for the reaction to occur.

The matchmaker is then free to bring other couples together.

11. However, there are cases where reaction are not spontaneous due to the entropy change of the system even though feasible according to the above conditions. Alteration to structure may be required, this is where plastic surgery might be suggested

Special credit to Huifang and other owners of the blog for contributing valuable ideas for the application of the theory.

Anonymous unwound the clock to 12:30 PM
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About Us

Xueyi*
+ chen xueyi cheyne
+ rvhs, hci, nus chem eng
+ 17th January 1988
+ Capricorn to some extent
+ Kiddish yet Mature
+ crazy abt everything
+ laughs at NOthing
+ aims to bear good fruits of the Holy Spirit
+ bridge lover
+ and a stoner
+ xueyi_snowflakes@hotmail

yue*jia
+ lee yue jia*
+ rvhs, hci, nus bba
+ 13th august 1988
+ not really a leo
+ loves blue (bulu!)
+ crazy about dbsk and L and obaju
+ addicted to money and soccer betting, thanks to mel
+ hobbies include playing bridge, cycling, sleeping, mahjong, music, watching tv programmes blah blah.
+ yuejia_lee@hotmail.com

mel*
+ melissa gan*
+ rvhs, sajc, nus bba
+ 6th may 1988
+ true taurus
+ loves yellow
+ crazy about lee hom & everything else related to him
+ loves almost anything edible, music* and the bed
+ stubborn like a bull but strong like a bull too
+ currently fighting for MORE women's rights
+ averagethug@hotmail.com

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In short, we've known each other for 7 yrs,
studied in the same school for 4 yrs 3 mths,
and same class for 2 yrs.
We are aways travelling to and fro between Hillview and West Coast.
Our favourite hideout is Westmall

we absolutely love*

+ 东方神起!! *yays*
+ jang woo hyuk
+ sighing
+ laughing
+ music*
+ window shopping
+ eating
+ serious gossiping
+ keeping secrets
+ wearing jeans
+ our past memories together
+ annual bbqs at mel's/ wq's
+ sleepover at yj's hse
+ urm... still thinking.

we utterly dislike*

+ loud, deafening music*
+ people who dislike lee hom (in mel's perspective ONLY)
+ to boast about our beauty (!)
+ crying in public
+ terrible disgusting insects
+ to dislike things
+ to come up with a list of dislikes

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wishlist

+ ~~become pretty~~
+ ~~get a group blog like this~~
+ get a new wallet (for yj)
+ ~~get a new hp (for yj too)~~
+ ~~get a new sling bag (for mel)~~
+ ~~get a new bag (for yj)~~
+ to get rid of obaju (only for mel and xy)
+ to grow taller (for xy)
+ to get rid of nintendog (for mel)
+ get a tennis racket (for mel and yj)
+ ~~to watch princess hours (for xy)~~
+ ~~to learn mosaics (for mel)~~
+ to learn skating (for yj and xy)
+ to learn driving (for xy and yj)
+ to go taiwan, hongkong, korea, japan together
+ ~~to have a chalet in July (for the whole big group of us!)~~
+ ~~to go NUS together~~
+ to master jap and korean!! (for yj)
+ to learn doing things with left hand (for yj)(cos xiah is left handed.. :))

calendar

+ ~~lee hom's concert~~
+ ~~lee hom's concert~~
+ lee hom's concert
+ still lee hom's concert
+ ~~xueyi's bdae 2007~~
+ ~~xueyi's bdae 2008~~
+ xueyi's bdae 2009...
+ still xueyi's bdae in the many years to come
+ obaju's bdae 28th of may (non-existent)
+ ~~yuejia's bdae 2007~~
+ ~~potluck party on 19th!~~
+ ~~chalet in July 2007~~
+ ~~wq's bdae 2007~~
+ ~~xy's homecoming~~
+ DBSK'S CONCERT!!!
+ ~~december outing~~
+ the next chalet
+ ~~wilber's ntu school concert~~
+ ~~steamboat at wq's house~~
+ ~~k box at paya lebar~~